I Call This 'My Brain Hurts' Meme - A Haiku For You

Ouch!  Double Ouch!  Whatever happened to 'Roses are red, violets are blue blah blah blah'?  Mz Berry has opened up a a big, ol' can of Haiku and I embarrassingly admit, I had no clue of this form of expression prior to her Meme suggestions this week.  So while I was jimmying open my newly received container of Rubber Nipples, I pondered the task and managed to come up with this pathetic little something. 

The chalice empty

Fashion seasons fill the void

Couture be deployed 

Of course with the arrival of my secret weapons, the rubber nipple, I thought I would create another Haiku.

Rubber nipples worn

Boys touch, fawn and scorn the fact

Not real so they're torn